My Eponymous Twins
I have twins that my parents know nothing about.
A while ago while googling my name (everyone does it), I learned that there’s a secondary character in Resident Evil 5 who is named Josh Stone. I haven’t played the game, but I think it would be really weird to hear the dialogue using my name to refer to someone else. Now just yesterday they announced an add-on in which he becomes a playable character. I’m afraid if I ever play as my own eponym, the universe might explode.
I have a similar twin in the real world: my good friend Joy. Okay, we don’t actually share names, but we do share our full initials, so it’s a very special bond. She’s quite secretive about her middle name, but I do know that it starts with ‘I’ to match my Ian. So now, anytime we discover a common trait, it’s declared to be a twin factor. Differing traits are genes that we stole from each other.
I suppose we could all be called triplets, though the link between RE5-Josh and Joy is less certain — does he even have a middle name? Anyway, here we are together, probably the most diverse triplets ever:

Of course there are others which could be added to this set, as my name is not terribly unique. There’s a professional windsurfer in Maui who owns joshstone.com. A few months back, a Josh Stone on Twitter starting following me and a bunch of others by our name. Sun’s CEO is a JIS and an Ian. Google is also quick to suggest that I meant Joss Stone when I search for my name.
So common name aside, I’ll just have to be me.

